9 Things To Hate About Everyone
( And my comments )
( And my comments )
- When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
( People never really ask that, they usually ask how long you've been waiting ) - People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
( I understand this a bit. Looking for the remote for 3 minutes beats standing up for 3 hours while you flip through channels. Not that I'm a channel flipper. ) - When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
( Totally true! ) - When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
( Totally true! ) - When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
( Totally true! Shame, I do that sometimes. ) - People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
( I hate this crap! WTF. People that do that often are trained to do that because someone close to them (mother, father, wife/husband) are sensative and need to be asked before their awked. Damn people with emotional problems. ) - When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
( Totally true! Damn marketing ) - When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
( Totally true! I undersatnd the phrase though. As long as life is, it seems short at the end ) - People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
( LOL. This one is only worth it because of the mention of the crotch! My only guess to the wrist watch pointing is its a method of indicating you've forgotten your watch. )
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