I found this really funny article, The Religious/Political Right: A Vocabulary Lesson on BlogCritics.org that defines certain key words often used by the religious right. They describe what the word means to them. This is surprisingly true.

Some of the words translated are: Normal, Law-abiding, Patriot, Homosexual, Special Rights, Evil, Liberal, Pedophile, Secular, Offensive, God-fearing, and God.