My being an Anal Expert (Expert in anything to do with the human anus), I ran into something only a few minutes ago that most wouldn’t share while I take pride in sharing.

I got up from my work desk, locked my computer and walked over to the bathroom to take a piss. As the urine flowed out of my penis at the toilet I felt the need to fart, a very common phenomenon.

As I began to concentrate on my instinctive movement to made room for gas release with my anus muscles I heard some internal bubbling and immediately began to doubt the gaseousness of my soon to be release. I began to work more diligently on my anus movements growing my confidence in my millions of successful farts. As my doubt grew stronger with the data from my anus nerve endings I gave out the tiniest test release possible.

With my skin nerves screaming at the newly deposited moisture I immediacy jumped into panic damage control. Easing my mental hysteria I tried not to move hoping with all my might that my efforts to minimize the release would have kept any moisture away from my clothes.

Long story short, I was able to clean us the situation without any shart to textile contact.

Looks like I got my shart of the year in early this year. Till next year. LOL

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